My husband is a dumpster diver (so embarrassing). Well, he doesn't really dumpster dive. But only because we don't have dumpsters. Let's just say he is a "junk connoisseur." Let me give you a few examples:
-Once he saw a pair of shorts in the road. He stopped. He picked them up. They were Nike brand. His size. They are in his drawer. He wears them.
-One day, I was having a yard sale. My husband drove up with a table on the back of his truck. He had picked it up off the side of the road. He put a for sale sign on it. I laughed at him and told him how ridiculous he was (as I was sorting through all my cute little sale items). He sold the table for $50. That was more than I made all day.
-The rug at my front door came from the people up the street. From their trash pile. Glad they don't visit.
-All of my garden "art" is from my husband. Old golf hole markers and other things I'm not certain of.
-The old metal swing. The sign said Free. It was. He took it. I painted it pink. Then it broke. And we couldn't take it back.
-This Thing:
Don't know what it is.
Don't know where he found it.
It is heavy.
-My shelf of little treasures:
When he finds these little goodies, he comes home, treasure in hand...
"Look what I found".
And with a wideeyed grin, he hands it over to me, keeper of the things.
And he is so happy and so proud and so excited to give me the new gift.
And I keep all the treasures on this shelf.
Except the best treasure of all....
him.
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If you've never seen these Jeff Dunham videos, you have to watch them! So funny, although, oops, not always politically correct! But I make no apologies. I think he is hilarious!
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He finds some fun stuff. You are a lucky lady!
cute cute post. your husband sounds like my husband. i thought he was weird at first, but i have embraced his weirdness, and i think his weirdness is rubbing off on me!! ha!
This is a great post! It put one of the first smiles of the day on my face. Good job on selling the free table for $50~
Haha, the pants thing is pretty bad!
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