Beautiful, beautiful!

Beautiful, beautiful is the only way to describe these amazing hand painted ornaments by thepaintedpalmetto. Go visit her shop... but be forewarned, you need to have your paypal finger ready!

Wake Up Sleepy Head!!!!!

Okay, so I'm fast learning that a blog is more than just blogging. That is, your blog can actually be an income source!! Okay, so I'm the last to know, but this is a revelation to me! I mean, how exciting that my blog can make money for me... while I'm sleeping!!

So does that mean I'm going to turn my fun little blog into one of those obnoxious, in-your-face, flashing ad, buy-me, buy-me sites? Absolutely NOT! But, be forewarned - I am going to add some revenue-generating features, and I'll keep you posted on how it works for me!

Where to begin? At wakeupsleepyhead.com, of course!

And, speaking of sleepy heads, here is an Etsy shop full of them. These sweet little sleepy heads are the creations of amyjoshandmade. Go and visit, but shhhhhhhhhh.... they're sleeping!

Ollio

Do you know how some Etsy shops make you want to hang around for a while? Not only because the shop offers beautiful creations, but also because you find the shop itself so inviting and unique and welcoming! Well, that is the case with the Etsy shop of Ollio (a/k/a Jenarter). She offers some very unique and creative jewelry pieces at very affordable prices. All beautifully photographed against the backdrop of old books and pottery, sea glass, sea shells. So go and sea for yourself! And don't forget to tell Jen that kathijane sent ya'.

Where Have You Been?

To all my regular readers (that would be me, my daughter, my sister), sorry I've been away for so long. But here's what I've been up to and my excuses for not having posted recently:

-I got really busy with my Etsy shop which is a wonderful reason to neglect your blog
-Did a craft show over the weekend which involved dismantling my shop, packing and loading; then everything in reverse - packing and loading and putting everything back in order - which would be another good reason for neglecting your blog if you actually made some sales at the show. Don't ask, okay? And did I follow my own suggestions from this post? Don't ask, okay?
-Remember that series I started on wholesale? Well, it got so involved and time intensive, I have to let it go for now. But I'll continue it later. Maybe.
-I got my first consignment! Whoohoo! More on that later.

For now, that's all I got. So what have you been up to?

I'm coming back... really, I am

Okay, I know I invited you back for more of the wholesale series, but I suddenly got swamped with work (good thing). It is really rude of me to leave you hanging like that (shame on me). But I' ll be back. Really.

Let's Talk Wholesale

Let me begin with this disclaimer: I have never sold wholesale. I have been contacted about wholesale and have tossed around the idea, but don't know enough to commit. I've also noticed some of the most oft-asked questions in the Etsy forums are about selling wholesale. Do you wholesale? Wholesale pricing? Wholesale terms? Finding wholesale buyers? So, okay, let's talk wholesale.

Considering Wholesale?
If you are considering selling wholesale, you need to first read this article by Barbara Brabec (author of several small-business books, including "Creative Cash," Handmade for Profit" and "The Crafts Business Answer Book.") Okay, so go read it. But then come back. We're not finished talking.

Is Wholesale Right For You?
Well of course it is. Volume selling, guaranteed pay. What's not to like about that? Well, sounds good enough, but let's think about it.

-Can you handle the volume of business? Can you realistically produce 30 scutterdoodles in a short period of time?
-Are you willing to drop all else to produce those 30 scutterdoodles? That means, are you willing to take the focus off your online shop while you produce scutterdoodles for one shop (ie, one customer)?
-Is it really worth your time to sell 30 scutterdoodles at wholesale prices when you can wait it out online and sell those same 30 scutterdoodles at retail?
-Are you going to get really, really antsy, bored and uninspired making the same 10 scutterdoodles over and over and over and over, again and again and again and again. And if so, is your workmanship going to suffer?
Hmmm... I don't know, but all valid questions to think about. And some of them can only be answered with more information. So stop back by tomorrow and we will talk about that all important topic of Wholesale Pricing. See you then.

Please Don't Go!

Sweet Remembrance Bracelet by Hookitup

So, I was in the Etsy forums and a jewelry seller asked the question "When is it time to go?" That is, she wanted to know at what point it is time to close up shop when your shop is getting no sales. For me, I am taking the advice of fotofiction:

	fotofiction says:
	I guess you have to ask yourself if it has stopped being fun or if your sales are making you feel truly defeated when it comes to your craft. If you are still having fun and enjoy the process, do the sales really matter?

And for all newbies to Etsy, this is great advice:

smile4katie says:

A few pieces of advice if you're going to stay :o) Get some cohesiveness between your images/banner/avatar in other words "brand" yourself so that you are memorable. You have the potential to have fantastic imagery on your site! Get some deep brown and reds in your paper that you shoot on. Take that victorian look and really run with it! I really see reds :o) Shorten your shop announcement if you can. Go and play some Secret Shopper games just to get your name out there and to get some feedback. This will also give you a chance to relist something. If you do that in the am (it seems) you'll get a bunch more hits from the front page rotation. As soon as you have revamped your pictures go into critiques and spend the day in a thread there. I got my first few sales in there! Ok that's it :o) Let me know if I can help you out with anything! Katie

How to answer the question of when to close up shop is going to be different for everyone. If you are in it as a hobby and it is no longer enjoyable, then why do it? If in it as a business, you have to remember that most new businesses don't make a profit for several years! And running an Etsy shop as a business is very hard work. Fun? Yes. But hard work nonetheless. I have found it for the most part to be a 24/7 job. And I think most small business owners find that true.

Anyhow, my message to HookItUp is Please Don't Go! You have beautiful jewelry, and you obviously have worked very hard on your craft and your shop. Don't give up just yet. You're just getting started!

Contest!!!

Come on everyone!!! Let's go over and enter PersimmonsGal's blog contest. Her wonderful blog has hit the 10,000 views mark! Let's get her to 11,000!!!! She is giving away some wonderful prizes including this unique pendant! And don't forget to visit her shop too!

Beautiful, Beautiful Cards!

Aren't these the most fabulous cards you have ever seen? They are made with fabric! Oh so pretty! I ordered one for my mother for Mother's Day and one for my sister for New Baby! Can't wait to get them. When I get some extra money, I'm going back for a boxed set!!!!

These lovely creations are by Amy at PrettyPearDesigns. She also does custom cards. What about sending her your own special fabric and having her make some just for you? I love this idea! Please go by and visit Amy and buy some cards while you're there!

Is Your Crafting Business Booming?

Is your crafting business booming? If not, you may want to read "Crafts to Make and Sell." I know, you don't need to read a book about crafts to make and sell. You already have a craft. You already make. And you already sell. Right? Well, yea, me too. But when I ran across this e-book, curiosity got the best of me. I almost went right past it because of the oh-so-boring title, but the subtitle caught my eye, "For Crafters Who Want to Make More Money With Their Handmade Items." Well, I'm always open to suggestions on how to do that! So, I purchased the e-book and read it! And I was not disappointed.

It offers some really sound advice on how to capitalize on the craft you are engaged in and also how to engage in a craft you can capitalize on! I found the sections on "Determining What Sells and Why," "Crafters Versus Craftsmen", and "Customers, How Do You Reach Them," to be most helpful. Some of the projects set forth in the book are not my cup of tea, but I did pick up some good ideas from variations of the projects in the book. All in all, the $10.00 I spent for this book was well worth it! So, go get a copy of the book and come back and tell me what you think! I'd love to know.

Oh, and while you are away, go to ThePuddingStore and get yourself a boom box brooch!

For Poe Folks

My daughter has always been an artist at heart and has produced some beautiful, unique artwork in her 22 earthly years. She is now struggling to find a medium through which to express herself. She loves graphic art and has been playing around with putting old graphics on bags. This is her Poe bag. I love it! She has some very good ideas about some jewelry pieces she would like to create. They sound very unique and interesting and can't wait for her to get started with those. Please stop by her Etsy shop, and give her a heart, or you can visit her new blog which is going to be very interesting and informative. She also has some fascinating marketing ideas which I hope she will share. Hugs and kisses to my favorite artist!

Some days I just can not for the life of me think of anything to blog about. Does that mean I'm bored? And does that mean I'm - oh no - not boring? Hmmmm.... well, I do spend most of the day in the house with only the dogs and sewing machine for company. And the conversations between me and the dogs are not very intellectual. They don't want to talk politics; neither do I. Lately our conversations have centered around the weather and the beginning of Spring. Today we went outside and sat in the sun and listened to the birds and watched, some of us chased, the bees. We picked a daffodil and a wonderfully fragrant hyacinth to bring into the house. We examined the new growth popping up from the earth, and I got so excited thinking about how soon it will be that the perennials will be blooming! As Charlie Brown Dog hiked a leg beside the flower bed, he commented that he too was looking forward to a bed of daylilies to roll around in!

Springtime is so wondrous and beautiful! And Artzyfartzyd captured it in this photo. Go check out her shop and her blog - both anything but boring!

Laughing Chicken

Okay, so I started a milestone marker tradition in my Etsy shop. Each 100 hearts, I send a little gift to the person who got me to that next 100. (Well, okay, I know I have only 300 hearts and have done this only twice before, but traditions start somewhere.) Anyway, my 300th heart was received from Laughing Chicken. So I decided who better to feature today than my 300th hearter? I loved reading Laughing Chicken 's bio in her profile. It explains the story behind her shop name and you have to read it! And you gotta' love her philosophy that "If you have a happy attitude, life is like one big buffet!" In her shop, Laughing Chicken has some nice jewelry and some beautiful knit items, very reasonably priced. Go check out her shop and give the chicken a hug and a heart! If Laughing Chicken isn't found in her shop, you can probably find her here on her blog! And look at her new glasses... I love 'em!
Hearts to you, Laughing Chicken!

Gearing Up for Craft Show Season

So it's that time of year again to get cranked up for craft show season. As a craft show newbie myself (last year was my first to participate), I personally don't have a lot of insightful information to pass along, but others do. Come on, we'll learn together:

Bloggers Share

Fluffyflowers spent last year's season selling her cute critters at a weekly farmer's market in Macon, Georgia
(The City Market on the Green), and recently wrote a wonderful, informative 5-part series, "How to Set Up a Craft Booth at a Weekly Farmer's Market." This series includes sections on product selection, booth setup and management, sales and pricing, interaction with other vendors, and promotion. Fluffyflowers advises that one key to show success is offering a variety of products and a range of prices. She also covers her technique for handling requests for custom orders. This is a must-read for us newbies!

Want to know what you need to bring along to the craft show? Lia will tell you in her Ultimate List of Things to Bring to a Craft Show. Turn on your printer and PRINT that list! Thanks, Lia!

The Prim Pantry Gourmet Soaps has a list of 12 tips for setting up and maintaining your booth. In, "Tips to Maximize Your Sells: Your Booth," Prim Pantry offers the suggestion to use a floor covering in your booth. Now, that's an idea I'm going to use! She also points out the importance of not overfilling your booth and has posted a photo of a nicely organized booth. Great tips, PrimPantry!

Tip: Have a nice, interesting card holder in your booth, and keep it filled! Isn't this one gorgeous? It is the creation of Timothy Adam Designs who shares his last show setup and gives us his show tips for drawing a crowd, including having an appropriate sign. Wow!

Project Felt (Eco Etsy Street Team Leader) is currently writing an Eco Craft Show Series and has issued an invitation to follow along while she prepares for craft show day. This promises to be a good series as she will also be sharing some eco-friendly ideas.

Bloggers (and others) sharing their recent craft show experiences:
~MMS Designs from her March, 2008 show.
~MonsterBugBlankets from her March, 2008 show.


Online Resources

One of the most comprehensive online sources I have come across is the July, 2007 downloadable issue of Beneath the Willow Tree News. This issue contains articles on Choosing the Right Show, Locating Craft Shows, You and the Jury Process, Craft Show Checklist, and more. It also contains photos of some nice booth setups.


Want to see a few booth setups? Flickr has pictures of over 1000!!! I love the booth shown in this one. This setup and photograph were done by Jimmy Pickles. You can find more of her great photos here.

One thing not often mentioned in craft fair checklists is checking for booth safety. This article offers a multitude of important safety tips to consider.

Etsy Resources

The Etsy Storque recently published an article, "Penny-wise Product Pushing: Do a Craft Show without Breaking the Bank", discussing the financial aspects of show participation. This article includes some very good "trash to treasure" display ideas and offers other suggestions on how to make your craft show experience affordable and cost effective. Some of the tips for the article came from this informative forum thread.

Etsy also has a downloadable "How-To" that has some very good tips on filling out your application for a show. It offers this wise advice about applying (especially for juried shows): "This is your one shot to wow the judges of the applications with what you have to offer, make it count."

Also on Etsy, another craft fair thread with more good tips!
And another. And another. Yes, one more. And we have another.

Will you also promote Etsy at the craft fair? I will, by handing out my business cards and putting a blurb on my handout flyer. Personally, I will not be spending money to buy Etsy promotional materials. What about you?

Not to scare you off, but here is a forum thread containing craft show horror stories. Eeek!

And a thread on booth fees.
A thread on applying to shows.
Would you provide a door prize?

Tips & Advice

Tip: Most craft fair settings are very informal, but that doesn't mean you should leave your manners at home! About.com has a great article on Booth Etiquette and reminds you to "Mind Your Manners!"

Advice from a Sage: Who better to learn from than someone who is experienced?? QBranchLtd. has been doing shows for 21 years, and from a forum thread has this to say:

Don't go expecting to take orders - bring a lot of work and expect to sell it right then and there. I have been doing craft shows for 21 years. People are looking to buy and take it with them. Revise your work for the craft show that you can semi-customize in advance or customize in front of the buyer. I used to put names on leather wristbands and people love to watch as you do it. If you are lucky enough to make several customizable sales at once, tell the buyer that they can wait and watch or come back in ten minutes to pick up their sale.

Craft shows take a thick skin - people look, linger, are about to buy and then walk away. Some make remarks to each other that are not ego boosting to the artist. Others come over, are delighted and buy.

If you do make a sale that will become an order that you will do away from the show - get at least half as a deposit and plenty of information to contact the buyer. One of the greatest problems in doing custom work like this is that people are very picky and don't always understand what something will look like once it is made. I know a few artists that did a lot of work and never got paid because the buyer did not like the custom work once they received it.

Set your prices and stick to them - do not let a buyer bargain with you. My answer is always that if I do not sell it here to day for my price I will sell it at the next show.

Bring plenty of singles, fives, and change (if you might make sales that come out between dollars). Don't go alone - at some point you are going to need the restroom and you do not want to leave your booth alone.

Craft show buyers are not quite like the buyers found here on etsy. They do not all appreciate that something is hand-made. Many craft shows have become glorified flea markets - even some of the bigger shows - and buyers do not know the difference.

Tip: Don't forget your receipt pad! Purplehug offers personalized receipt pads and the reminder: "Chances are a customer will keep a receipt from their purchase before they will keep the packaging or a business card. Don't use a generic receipt pad - your customers may not find you again!"

Tip Learned the Hard Way: Here is one thing I learned from last year's show experience. Find out what type of product is being sold on either side of your booth! My sister and I sell fabric goods and last year our booth was beside the Kettle Corn booth. Kettle Corn, you ask? Flavored popcorn. Cooked in a kettle. On site. On a windy day, you can smell it for miles! It is absolutely wonderful. If you eat it. But it doesn't mix well with FABRIC!!!! AND, they gave away samples. So folks walked by, got their Kettle Corn sample, then browsed our fabric creations while munching greasy popcorn. Not pretty! So don't forget. That booth is your little piece of real estate for the day. Real estate you paid good money for. And that old real estate adage applies: location, location, location!

Strange Tip? The most unusual tip I've come across was in one of the forum threads: "Bring dog biscuits," a tip provided by Coryell Design. I don't know if this was meant to be serious or not, but I think this is a great idea for outdoor markets where pets are allowed. The monthly crafter's market in my area (Market Day on the Square, Newnan, Georgia) is held on our downtown square around the old courthouse. Lots of folks walk from home and bring along their canine companions. Having dog biscuits to give to their furry friends is a wonderful idea. And you can purchase some from Chambers' shop! Here puppy, puppy!

Tip: Take along your organizer. Why? It will look much more professional than having little scraps of paper flying around your booth!
-As you meet fellow crafters and make new business contacts, write down their contact information.
-Keep handy your show date calender. Someone may want to know where they can find you later in the season.
-Taking custom orders? Note on your calender the "needed by/promised by" date, and keep up with the customer's contact information.
-Write down new product ideas that customers and others pass along to you.
-When not busy, work on your "to do" list.
This great six-section organizer is from Bittybooks, and she can customize the sections for you! (What are you waiting for? Go get one!)

From the Other Side of the Table

This blog post from Woodmouse, a "veteran craft fair shopper," points out major booth turnoffs as she explains why she will not buy from you! I'm reading this one again!

Things to Consider

To Bag or Not To Bag, That is the Question
I ran across the question of whether or not to provide a bag for your customer's purchase. And if so, what type of bag? To answer the first question, I think it depends on what type of product you are selling. For example, I sell market bags. Do I bag the market bag? Not unless requested to do so. What better advertising than someone walking around using that bag to carry all their other purchases? I do always ask "Would you like a bag?" and have them available in case I get an affirmative answer and also for items other than bags. But selling other items often leads to the question, "Don't you need a shopping bag to carry your purchases in?" (sneaky, aren't I?)

To answer the question of what type of bag to use, the above forum threads offer several good ideas. Again, I think it depends on the product. If possible, find something creative and applicable to your product to "bag" the item. For example, if you sell soap, maybe buy some cheapie washcloths and wrap the customer's purchase in the washcloth tied off with pretty ribbon. This may be just as cost efficient as buying bags! And it adds a little something extra for the customer. They like extras! Don't you?

If you do provide bags, use them as a promotional tool! One easy way to do that is to purchase bags in bulk and put labels on them or handstamp them. Terbearco offers nice custom stamps like the one shown. You can turn your bag into a work of art. It may hang around a little longer, get recycled to someone else, and not immediately go into the garbage! And that someone else might just turn into your next customer!

Will You Take Credit Cards? Checks? Counterfeit Money? The opinions on taking credit cards varies. This article indicates that taking credit cards at craft shows is a real sales booster. However, QBranchLtd. offers this to think about:

Unfortunately, credit card services are expensive. There are fees for everything and if you are not able to transmit the card transaction when you make the sale the fees are even higher. Beware of internet offers for credit card services. Talk to your bank. Contact Visa/Mastercard. Be prepared for a shock. Most who take credit cards at craft shows are in the business full time. In 21 years at craft shows I have only lost two sales because I did not take credit cards. Some may ask, politely tell them that to keep your prices down you only take cash or checks. If they really want to buy they will not walk away.

Also you can take checks but make sure you get valid photo ID and write it all down with a phone number. We also carry one of those pens that checks for counterfeit bills - get them at office supply stores, even Wal-Mart for a few dollars in the stationary department.

Since I participate in a local market in my hometown and I know (or know where to find) most of the people who shop the market, I take personal checks. Have I ever been "burned"? Yes, but from my own stupidity. I took a check from a very nice looking young girl from out of town (not too far from my hometown). Naive, trusting little me did not check her identification. Guess what? The check was no good. The account was closed. The phone number on the check was bogus (and the folks who had that phone number were thinking of having it changed). So what did I do? Wrote it off to experience. I do not take checks from out-of-towners anymore. And at out-of-town fairs, I don't take checks. Even from the locals! How many sales have I lost this way? Can't recall any.

Here is an interesting Etsy forum thread about Propay, one simple and affordable way to accept credit cards at your show! And, fellow Etsians, here is an open invitation from Propay!

Will You Have a Guest Book?

This is a question I've been pondering for a while. We did not use a guest book last year, but are considering one for this year's shows as it would be nice to have contact information for those who are interested in our work. But I'm wondering if people take the time to sign a guest book. And if so, do they leave contact information? I know I usually don't unless consenting to be put on a mailing list. However, this idea is still up for consideration by me! And if I do decide to have a guest book, I love this one created by Bibliophile. (Actually, I think I just want this book and am looking for a reason to buy it!!!) If (when) I buy this, I will ask the creator to send along lots of extra cards for those who want to know where the beautiful guest book is from!

Who's Minding the Store? Will you be away at the fair for several days? Don't forget to let your online customers know the dates you will be unavailable. You may want to use in your shop announcement the away logo provided by Etsy. Will you be selling inventory from your Etsy shop? If so, don't forget to take the items out of your shop while away. You wouldn't want to return to find you have sold an item you no longer have! (Unless you have a duplicate, of course!) This forum thread tells what you need to do to temporarily close up shop.

Craft Show Promotional Items?

So, what do you think about using at your show promotional items such as these scratch-off coupons offered by Promos in a Snap? If used in the right market - outdoor and informal fairs - these might generate interest and traffic to your booth. You could have someone walk around and hand them out. Do you think something like this would increase your sales enough to recoup your investment and then some? I'm going to give this idea some thought and would love to hear what you think!

Calling All Promos

Some craft fair participants put together promotional packages to give away to their customers. The packages usually contain business cards or small samples of other people's work. What better way to get samples and cards out there? All you have to do is arrange to get your items to the fair participant and they promote for you! Don't have samples? What about Moo cards?? Here is a forum thread asking for just such items. Do you have promotional items you'd like included in craft fair promotional packages? Are you putting together promotional packages for your fair? If so, and you'd like to be contacted, leave your information in the comments section!

Here is a Call for Promotional Items from Handmade Faire. Send something! It's free advertising!!

Useful Products for Craft Fairs


Keep all your essentials close at hand with one of these aprons from C. Wade Designs. Lots of pockets to keep everything organized and within reach. Every craft fair vendor needs one of these!

Sticky Notes from Above

I want to share this little miracle that happened to me today. My sister (Grubs) featured one of my market bag sets in her shopping bag treasury. As I was working in my shop this morning I went over to view Sis's treasury and noticed a couple of the featured bags had sold (not mine, mind you). I started wondering, why are my bags not selling? Are they not appealing? What am I doing wrong? Are my bags overpriced? Hmmm... then I started recombobulating the price... how much for supplies... how much for my time... then, I clicked back to my shop... and wham, my market bag set was GONE.SOLD.GONE. It had sold as I was sitting there contemplating a price change.

Strange coincidence? I don't think so.

This week I have been very unfocused. I have gotten little accomplished. I have spent way too much time in self-doubt. Doubting my sewing capabilities, doubting my creative abilities, questioning whether my Etsy business is what I am supposed to be doing. Wondering if the time and dedication is worth it. Okay, so have I prayed about any of this? No. Have I asked God for guidance? No. But He knew. And He knew I needed a bop on the head. So he gave it to me through that sale.

He was reminding me of some things. If He would have left those reminders in the form of sticky notes on the frig, they would read:

"Don't forget I'm here."
"Stop it with the self-doubt. We have already settled those issues."
"Have faith."
"Talk to Me."
"It's okay if you don't."
"Now. Get back to work."

Oh, Beautiful Monday!

When I was working at my "real" job, I always looked so forward to the weekends and hated to see Monday morning roll around. But now that I am at home full-time, I find that I look forward to Monday mornings. Isn't that crazy? Don't get me wrong: I do love the entire family being home on the weekends and enjoy our time together, but by Monday morning, I'm ready to see everyone go back to school, back to work... I think it is because I get so much more done when I have the house to myself. Oh, I'm just so selfish with my time these days!!!

So this Monday morning, not having to share the computer, I rambled through the Etsy toybox, and here's the find of the day:



This is Truckle, a sock friend, and she is the Queen of Atari. Truckle is the creation of Kinichi River Designs, and I'd say that is some rockin' sock! Go on over and take a look. There are lots of sock friends there, but be forewarned. Ivah is probably swinging from the chandelier!!!!

Make Your Day

I have seen this cat headband a thousand times because it is in my list of favorites. Not because I ever intend on buying it because I no longer have a cat. (She recently passed away after 19 years of being a loving companion to our family.) But I keep it in my favorites so I won't forget about it. Because it makes me happy. I've thought about buying it for my little poodle, but I don't think Charley Brown would be too happy with the headband - pink is really not his color.

Anyway, every time I cruise through my list of favorites and come across this, I laugh hysterically like it was the first time I'd ever seen it. To me, it is the most awesomely cute thing! It was made by eenodol and if you don't do anything else today, go to her shop and look at all the fun stuff! I promise, it will make your day!

I'm Out of Words

I'm out of words today. Hopefully, my supply will arrive soon. Please check back!

(But go visit The Mayberry Sparrow. Corrabelle posted her first blog post! It is about her adorably cute little niece. And also about one of my market bags. Actually, about her niece IN the bag. Go see!!!)

Shelf of Little Treasures

My husband is a dumpster diver (so embarrassing). Well, he doesn't really dumpster dive. But only because we don't have dumpsters. Let's just say he is a "junk connoisseur." Let me give you a few examples:

-Once he saw a pair of shorts in the road. He stopped. He picked them up. They were Nike brand. His size. They are in his drawer. He wears them.

-One day, I was having a yard sale. My husband drove up with a table on the back of his truck. He had picked it up off the side of the road. He put a for sale sign on it. I laughed at him and told him how ridiculous he was (as I was sorting through all my cute little sale items). He sold the table for $50. That was more than I made all day.

-The rug at my front door came from the people up the street. From their trash pile. Glad they don't visit.

-All of my garden "art" is from my husband. Old golf hole markers and other things I'm not certain of.

-The old metal swing. The sign said Free. It was. He took it. I painted it pink. Then it broke. And we couldn't take it back.



-This Thing:
Don't know what it is.
Don't know where he found it.
It is heavy.


-My shelf of little treasures:

When he finds these little goodies, he comes home, treasure in hand...
"Look what I found".
And with a wideeyed grin, he hands it over to me, keeper of the things.
And he is so happy and so proud and so excited to give me the new gift.
And I keep all the treasures on this shelf.

Except the best treasure of all....

him.

A New Trick I Learned

Okay, so you came here looking for something about sewing, or something about Etsy, or pretty pictures, pretty words... instead, you get a picture of my gross, dirty, filthy, nasty oven... but hey, stick around and I'll let you in on something I learned.

Here's what happened. Three days ago when I was on that cleaning spree, remember? Well, I sprayed the oven with oven cleaner intending to give it the regular 5-year cleaning treatment. But I got sidetracked (yes unusual for me huh?), and never got the oven cleaner wiped out. And since that time, three days ago, everytime someone asks,
"What's for breakfast?"
"What's for lunch?"
"What's for dinner?"
I answer, "Well, I can't cook right now because there is oven cleaner in the oven."
Let me say it again. This has been going on for three days.
We had Chinese one night. We had Mexican one night. My husband cooked on the grill one night.
Hmmm... how long do you think I can leave that oven cleaner in there?

Anyway, I kept thinking someone was going to ask just how long it takes this oven cleaner to do its thing, but no. No one has asked. And I finally figured out why.

Because no one is hearing my answer. I may as well be Charlie Brown's teacher standing there saying "WaWaaaaWaWa", because they don't care about ovens, much less oven cleaner. All they really want to know is "What's for dinner?"

So the trick I learned is this. If you don't want to cook, just say there's an alien in your oven and you can't open the door because it might get out. Nobody will mind. They'll just say, "Okay, so what's for dinner?"